Hey there, I’m Chris. I’m a copywriter from Kentucky with one of the most common names in the world. I’m also a biker, not the loud kind, the more annoying quiet on the side of the road type. I’m a dungeon master, D&D not S&M, and a chef. If being a former butcher and constantly experimenting to make the perfect burger counts. There’s plenty more I could tell you but I’d rather do that over the phone or over some bourbon.

Feel free to reach out if you want to talk about ads, the time I had shots with an Avenger, or how that chair ended up next to a creek.

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